「三字經」(公元前770年 - 前221年)是始於東周建立至秦朝建立這段時期的教育。
老外翻譯的「爆笑三字經」*
人之初: At the beginning of life,
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all sexual activities are similar.
習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教: If you do not follow a solid guidance,
性乃遷: Your sexual habitude or perference will change.
教之道: The way of learning it,
貴以專: Is to do it with focus.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學: If you don't study it hardly,
斷機杼: Your dick will break, and useless.
竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
有義方: Owned a very effective prescription.
教五子: All his five sons took it.
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過: It is all your fault.
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy.
子不學: If you refuse to study this,
非所宜: It is a real mistake.
幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick, and refine your skills,
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人不學: If you don't learn sex,
不知義: You have no means enjoying its sweetness by it's original duty.
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